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What does a divorce in Texas have in common with a tornado in Tennessee? (see comments for answer)

Commentary on last night’s Six Feet Under, my favorite TV show. Ruth and Arthur – Gah. Creepy. Arthur is both pathetic and frightening with his ‘love me mommy, I’m a virgin’ posturing. For a while, we thought Arthur could be a necrophiliac but I dunno… After all, he hasn’t had any loooove with the living,… Continue reading Six Freak Pairs Out of Control

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low Level 2 (Lustful) Very High Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High Level 5… Continue reading I knew it…

After unloading their truck, the two youngish men promptly took off their shirts to get down to business. White skin glistened like the underbelly of a fish. The ill-fitted blue jeans completed the look by revealing love handles and butt crack. They listened to horrible loud music and littered the yard with cigarette butts. Despite… Continue reading Gateless

But first… Happy birthday, Karen. I’m hoping you’re doing something fun for the big 5-0. I can’t wait to find out how the dinner with Melly as your date goes. Is she hot? Were your cronies jealous? The fence will be installed tomorrow. Finally! Last weekend we worked super hard to get the privet hedges… Continue reading Another Dog Blog