Category: Blogger Import

Here’s one that landed in my inbox this week. It was prefaced with “Bush may be Commander-in-Chief but he does not have command of the English language, case in point:” Bush Haiku This is a short poem made up entirely of actual quotations from George W. Bush. These have been arranged, only for aesthetic purposes,… Continue reading Bush Haiku

Here it comes — the big, fat, FOUR-ZERO. No fooling.

I have an Epson printer in my office that died. So I called Epson support and it was determined a replacement was warranted. They shipped a new printer and I swapped it for the one on my desk. The broken printer needs to be returned via UPS and Epson sent a pre-paid label with instructions.… Continue reading Life’s little frustrations…

Get the Facts Lies. Watch the Video. Horked from MJ.

At New York’s Kennedy Airport today, an individual later discovered to be a public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he believes the man is… Continue reading From my dad, the engineering professor…