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I’m a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child! See how compatible you are with me! Brought to you by Rum and Monkey Oh, and I’m 85% compatible with Deborah! (Quiz thieved from Deborah who thieved it from someone else, and so on…)

Mel now calls me “Boo-boo” because it seems I am always hurting myself. I’m a big, tall, klutz so I’ve had my share of mishaps. I’m the kind of person who can walk down the street and fall down for no apparent reason. Ooops, there I go! Actually, I think I once wrote about walking… Continue reading I have a new nickname…

The Bush White House announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Republican Party’s stance. A condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually getting screwed.

So, our friend Alex asks at the end of an email to me “How’s life?” My response: “Life is, at times, overwhelming. This is in large part due to my being a pack-rat, having wide and varied interests, too many committments and too little focus. Starting many things and never finishing anything is my biggest… Continue reading Reason #327 for Not Blogging

Pursuant to Sub-Section 8, Paragraph C of Executive Branch Classified Directive #13334-P, dated 1 May 2004, the Armed Forces of the United States stand directed by President George W. Bush to accelerate preparations for compulsory induction of the adult non-homosexual population into active combat duty in the War Against Terror. Henceforth, and in accordance with… Continue reading So Glad to be Gay!