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Karen and I have apparently broken your blog. It appears as though all of your loyal readers/visitors have flown the coop, along with any sense of couth this blog once had. Just for you… a techie post. Yesterday, I was called off site to check on a server that’s two years older than God. It… Continue reading PLEASE HURRY HOME, GREY BIRD

Wo kann ich meine Laune an erhalten? Where can I get my freak on? Ich w�nsche diese alten farts w�rde verschieben wenig schneller. I wish these old farts would move a little faster. Ich nehme einen neun Zoll, sehr feste Wurst, um zu gehen, zu gefallen. I will take a nine inch, very firm sausage… Continue reading More Useful German Phrases

Yesterday, we were visiting The House of Art, at the Schlossplatz, when the Gaisburger Marsch (a stew of “Sp�tzle” , potatoes, diced beef, vegetables, meat stock and fried onions) my mother had eaten earlier decided to exit her person — as a projectile. Unfortunately, this occured while I was attempting to take a photo of… Continue reading Duck!

Please somebody, shut this little dog up! She’s driving me crazy. BWAAACK!

Deer momie, Eeeee! eeeee! eeeee! eeee! wear are you? Other momie is bad. Hardly no treets and she is more nicer to that old white bich dog. Eeeeeee! eeee! eeee! Okay then I am goin to pee everwere. Your mockasons? Pee. Your books? Pee. White dogs bed? Doodoo. Your computer? Cant reech it to pee… Continue reading A note to Grey Bird from Thilde the puppy