A message from Helga

I am Helga von Schtup and mein english is nicht so gut. I met der grau bird in Vienna. She told we she vas singel rich Americanisch and vould I like to make some voopie mit her in the wineyards. Now is she left and I got nothink from telefon, no email, nuthink. Chust grape… Continue reading A message from Helga

Wheeeee!

What fun. I should be embarassed but since I’m narcissistic I won’t bother. I wonder if that nutty ER psych nurse can help? Disorder Rating Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: High Avoidant: Moderate Dependent: Low Obsessive-Compulsive: High — Click Here To Take The Test — Stolen from… Continue reading Wheeeee!

I can’t do it…

This morning Mel was watching a memorial service being held at Ground Zero on TV. From the bathroom, I could hear the announcers slowly calling off the names of the World Trade Center victims. My eyes brimmed. I went to the living room and stood in front of the TV for a moment. The tears… Continue reading I can’t do it…

I’m Back!

Phew, am I beat. I should never have thought I could come home on a Sunday night from a vacation like this and go to work on Monday morning. Stupid. I really needed a vacation from my vacation. I should have lied to my guest bloggers about when I was coming home. Since my return,… Continue reading I’m Back!