A non-bloggin’ friend sent me to The Lair of the Crab of Ineffable Wisdom today, a site full of funny stuff. One of the featured items in the “Shit is Good” category is Buffy’s Swearing Keyboard. I found the swearing keyboard to be a great way to let your co-workers know what you think. Be… Continue reading Make it Loud
Author: lazydog
Ho Ho Ho
I hadn’t seen my boss, Motorhead, since the middle of December. I talk to him on the phone once or twice a week but since I’m in another building he rarely comes to see me. Actually, I think he’s been avoiding me, but that’s a story for another day. Every time I’ve talked to him… Continue reading Ho Ho Ho
No Swearing at My House
It occurs to me that I haven’t really said much about him. In the upper left corner, see the tiny photo? That’s my pet, Woodstock, an african grey parrot. Or as we like to say, a freakin’ gay parrot. We also refer to him as jungle pigeon or red butt. He is two and a… Continue reading No Swearing at My House
How to Find Me, part III
More search phrases: six+feet+under+song+wait ezpass how+to+get+my+girlfriend+to+have+a+threesome+with+her+ex+boyfriend bird+talks Six+Feet+Under+and+HBO+and+DVD car+stuck+snow+reverse+her artificial+sperm The first one refers to the song that played at the end of the first episode while Nate stood and watched the world go by after ‘seeing’ his father on the bus. I too had to find out about that song… it was Waiting by… Continue reading How to Find Me, part III
Smart Ass
So we’re watching TV and there’s a news item on about hockey. My girlfriend says “I hate hockey, it’s a boring game. It can take hours for someone to score…” and then, just to see if I was listening, “sort of like living with you.”