Author: lazydog

My sweetie Mel caught Rosie’s show on TV today and told me the story she’d heard about a foster kid who no longer tests positive for HIV, even though he was born with it. Apparently the state of Florida has now decided the kid is adoptable because he’s no longer HIV+ and are actively seeking… Continue reading Florida Sucks

Hey, Mistress Nona! It turns out my visitors are really looking for you. I’m #4 on this Google search. I know you need a job honey, but I didn’t know it was that bad…

Things are sort of quiet so I wander out my office to check on Mel and the puppy. “How’s the p-o-o-o-o-p-y” I asked, drawing out the word just to be funny. “You mean this fell out of your butt?” referring to the puppy quietly sitting in her lap. “Yeah, cute huh?” “She’s actually smaller than… Continue reading The Puppy Weighs 3 Lbs

He was so drunk, he was literally cleaning the stiff cactus.

The 2002 spring collection has arrived. They’re beautiful, really nice. I just can’t fathom paying upwards of $250 for one. Sheesh, I didn’t pay that much for my real one. Besides, what would one do with one of these puppets… terrorize children?