Author: lazydog

The parrot has learned to whistle this much of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony. (Yes, that much of it!) It all started with my whistling the first four notes… da da da dum. Woodstock picked that up and Mel continued to teach him the rest of the famous intro, repeating it back to him many times. He… Continue reading Thank You, Baby!

All right, so much for the bad joke yesterday. Today you get blog salad a la Ms. Zipdrive. Crap. My brother phoned today to say that he and his girlfriend are changing their May 2004 wedding date to July 20, 2003. The reason? They decided they can’t afford the fancy wedding with all the attendants… Continue reading Shaping up Summer Plans (aka Blog Summer Salad)

What does a divorce in Texas have in common with a tornado in Tennessee? (see comments for answer)

Commentary on last night’s Six Feet Under, my favorite TV show. Ruth and Arthur – Gah. Creepy. Arthur is both pathetic and frightening with his ‘love me mommy, I’m a virgin’ posturing. For a while, we thought Arthur could be a necrophiliac but I dunno… After all, he hasn’t had any loooove with the living,… Continue reading Six Freak Pairs Out of Control

The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Third Level of Hell! Here is how you matched up against all the levels: Level Score Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Low Level 2 (Lustful) Very High Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High Level 5… Continue reading I knew it…