Author: lazydog

I’ve had more men in this house in the past 4 months than in the past 4 years (or more)! Furnaces were installed, central air conditioning was installed, the attic was insulated (and that’s not done due to a supply backorder) and now the house is being painted. My tenants are moving out later this… Continue reading It’s raining contractors!

I’ve lost 20 lbs in the last six weeks on this diet. I’m liking it a lot, eating much better than I used to and not really missing most of the things I’m supposed to avoid. Nor do I feel hungry or deprived. Considering this is the first serious effort I’ve made at changing my… Continue reading Shrink fest?

I’m a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child! See how compatible you are with me! Brought to you by Rum and Monkey Oh, and I’m 85% compatible with Deborah! (Quiz thieved from Deborah who thieved it from someone else, and so on…)

Mel now calls me “Boo-boo” because it seems I am always hurting myself. I’m a big, tall, klutz so I’ve had my share of mishaps. I’m the kind of person who can walk down the street and fall down for no apparent reason. Ooops, there I go! Actually, I think I once wrote about walking… Continue reading I have a new nickname…

The Bush White House announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the Republican Party’s stance. A condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually getting screwed.