When is that bird getting home? I have run flat out of ideas on how to top Chari (as if!) and I miss the damn Grey Bird. In a sea of choppy blogs, she is the calming, uhh, whatever. Why oh why did she leave her blog to the human equivalent of two chimpanzees? WHERE… Continue reading Mein Gott Im Himmel!
Author: Karen Zipdrive
More Useful German Phrases
Wo kann ich meine Laune an erhalten? Where can I get my freak on? Ich w�nsche diese alten farts w�rde verschieben wenig schneller. I wish these old farts would move a little faster. Ich nehme einen neun Zoll, sehr feste Wurst, um zu gehen, zu gefallen. I will take a nine inch, very firm sausage… Continue reading More Useful German Phrases
A Note from Woodstock, the Original Grey Bird
Please somebody, shut this little dog up! She’s driving me crazy. BWAAACK!
A note to Grey Bird from Thilde the puppy
Deer momie, Eeeee! eeeee! eeeee! eeee! wear are you? Other momie is bad. Hardly no treets and she is more nicer to that old white bich dog. Eeeeeee! eeee! eeee! Okay then I am goin to pee everwere. Your mockasons? Pee. Your books? Pee. White dogs bed? Doodoo. Your computer? Cant reech it to pee… Continue reading A note to Grey Bird from Thilde the puppy
Grey Bird’s Trip: as dictated by the Bird herself
Day One: Toronto. God, these Canadians are polite. Must be the lithium they put in the beer. On the Toronto to Stuttgart flight, they tried to indoctrinate us in Canadian ways. For breakfast we were served poutine, those little sugary candies shaped like maple leaves, and beer. No coffee, just beer. No water, just beer.… Continue reading Grey Bird’s Trip: as dictated by the Bird herself