We took the dogs for a walk today. About halfway on the route we approached a corner and I noticed something on the sidewalk. I looked down and saw spray-painted in white a large circle about 18 inches in diameter. Around the outside of the circle were the spray-painted words “Bad Dog Owner.”
Attention eBay bidders: Apparently, I am worth exactly $1,667,280.00 according to Human For Sale. I’ll let you all know when my auction page is up. (I couldn’t help thieving this one from Nona.)